AI Porn is here, Create and Fap
Try Free šŸ”ž
x
  • Follow our Telegram to be in the loop in case of domain disruption/swap. Follow
  • If you have connectivity issues, you can choose any of our other domains available at simp.city

Simp Chat Mike Adriano

Sometimes I wonder if it has to do with the site/him being able to afford the top models. And with this economy? Buddy is on a budget šŸ˜‚
For real. If a new top model or only fans turned porno star emerges this guy is no where near their priority. They’re going the usual Dredd, manuel, Kieran Lee routes and Mike is gonna sit there with his sunglasses on like the past it fat vegan weirdo he is without the phone ringing
 
For real. If a new top model or only fans turned porno star emerges this guy is no where near their priority. They’re going the usual Dredd, manuel, Kieran Lee routes and Mike is gonna sit there with his sunglasses on like the past it fat vegan weirdo he is without the phone ringing
Bro but when he gets his hands on a sexy girl with thickness like Archer Ali he’s dead on arrival. Like he could have easily done so much more but chose not to, dry ass scene. That scene with Mandy and tommy also erked me because that was supposed to be ass worship galore. He should just hire Scott Nails for scenes he doesn’t care for because if he’s not doing any body worship the scene is terrible. At least Scott Nails can dig properly. Mike has fucked up alto of scenes. Another one that comes to mind is the one scene with Guiliana Cabrazia. Her ass is insane and she’s into ass worship but bro barely did anything, had me hurting deep 😢
 
Bro but when he gets his hands on a sexy girl with thickness like Archer Ali he’s dead on arrival. Like he could have easily done so much more but chose not to, dry ass scene. That scene with Mandy and tommy also erked me because that was supposed to be ass worship galore. He should just hire Scott Nails for scenes he doesn’t care for because if he’s not doing any body worship the scene is terrible. At least Scott Nails can dig properly.
But the subreddit full of all the dudes way too into his dick would be so sad!
 
Do you expect anything more from a fat lazy slob?
Adriano is so dumb his eyes are barely open. He breathes through his mouth. All he knows is pussy and ass and do u do creampies bebi. This fucker hasn't held a single complex thought in his life. He is incapable of comprehending the world beyond the flesh. I bet if I tased this dumbass he would recoil like an animal and instinctively retreat for the sweet comfort of the bong and the reassurance of the Xbox controller as a stress response. If I ever meet this piece of shit in person I'll throw a net on him and haul his ass to my truck. I don't know what I'd do with him, but whatever it'll be, I know I will enjoy asking him "so what's gonna happen today bebi" while I savour the fear and confusion in his stupid, barely open, dumb fuck eyes. God I'd punch him so hard just to see if his receptors are capable of registering anything but dopamine spikes. I bet he would make the same "arghhhhhh" and no one would be the wiser.
 
My perfect porn scene would be ,as Mike Bitchdriano goes down to do his usual bitch ass creep oh ah tit sucking, a huge black gay 4 pay dude walks in slaps him up a lil and fucks his bitch ass.